Headlines from the United States

Boy Scouts’ say kids safer from abuse in Scouts than at home

in a house
where mothers make
from Scouts’ abuse of mothers
red-velvet
cupcakes.

DNA: Now-dead convict killed teen in ’74.

Dead teen
never gets to text
her congrat-
ulations but has congratulated God’s secretaries who congratulate
God on
speed-dial.

Fisherman finds human finger in belly of a fish—

fish finds silver hook
with lemon bait twist
in corner of mouth of a man who’s caught it- –
who’s pointing
the tail
at whom?

Shooting by breastfeeding mother latest case of self-defense

in an amendment to the second amendment
breast milk will replace guns–
daisies to replace bullets.

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