Boy Scouts’ say kids safer from abuse in Scouts than at home
in a house
where mothers make
from Scouts’ abuse of mothers
red-velvet
cupcakes.
DNA: Now-dead convict killed teen in ’74.
Dead teen
never gets to text
her congrat-
ulations but has congratulated God’s secretaries who congratulate
God on
speed-dial.
Fisherman finds human finger in belly of a fish—
fish finds silver hook
with lemon bait twist
in corner of mouth of a man who’s caught it- –
who’s pointing
the tail
at whom?
Shooting by breastfeeding mother latest case of self-defense
in an amendment to the second amendment
breast milk will replace guns–
daisies to replace bullets.